angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

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40ozvannyc:

Paper weight. 

40ozvannyc:

Paper weight. 

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iwantursex:

Well shit

iwantursex:

Well shit

radicalg:

What a ridiculous place we live in

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anusking:

wedding cake ideas 

bcrude:

Since there was only one Hitachi Magic Wand among the three girls, they decided two could share at a time.

bcrude:

Since there was only one Hitachi Magic Wand among the three girls, they decided two could share at a time.

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